Welcome to Clicken! We’ve been waiting. You’re late. is a humor, satire, comedy news website made by a professional adults who own suits and wear expensive colognes named after celebrities. With only the stupidest news and poorest taste in humor, offers it’s visitors reprise from the endless stream of bullshit blogs and un-biased crap articles the internet so graciously spews forth from its endless channels of interconnected media outlets.

Mission Statement

Clicken’s mission is to fight internet bullshit with internet bullshit by generating self-aware, garbage content that successfully fails upwards in going viral.

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